Seth Cohen: Summer's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

Seth: Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom.

Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. (they pick him up) I guess you're fans of the cliché then.